Burning Candle Redux

How about the following, hot (snicker, snicker) on the heels of yesterday's blog:

I Burned My Candle At Both Ends

by Samuel Hoffenstein

I burned my candle at both ends,
And now have neither foes nor friends;
For all the lovely light begotten,
I’m paying now in feeling rotten.

And then here's the last of it:

"Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse." --John Derek

Oh, wait. I guess it's a little late for that.